Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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