Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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