Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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