Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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