It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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