it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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