Swine flu. Run for my life!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You took a bar mat shot.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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