im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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