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i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
