Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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