Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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