you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
