tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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