office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
are you so shy because you have an std?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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