im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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