I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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