HIV tests are more positive than that guy
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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