i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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