she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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