it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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