At least make sure they are 18
Why
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
This can only be settled by a dance off.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
