thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
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