idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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