i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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