They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.