We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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