I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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