she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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