So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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