I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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