I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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