i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She announced her abortion via fbk
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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