We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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