shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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