Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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