A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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