I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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