You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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