sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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