at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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