Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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