I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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