Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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