My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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