Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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I'm at about main and main street
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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