they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
