If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
The struggles of a small town man whore
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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