i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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