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How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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