worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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