Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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