Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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