your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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