Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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