She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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